Hi I'm Dr Damnation. Ive been playing tremulous for about 3 years and finally decided to join a guild.

 I'm 14 going 15 in about two weeks . I am a born brainstormer and tinker... If I have a problem, I tinker with it until I fix it. I Live in Vancouver, B.C, Canada and have been using Linux since I was 10ish. When my dad switched from windows to Linux. Now I am quite proficient at fixing computer problems... Such as helping my next door neighbors to download maps and make tremulous run. I converted 5 of my friends to tremulous and am good at introducing new games and ideas to my friends (to the point that if I discovered a game I could get everyone I know to play). I have quite the imagination... I can think up revolutionary ideas sometimes! I have always dreamed of making my own map...My own mark on tremulous! And If I join this guild then I could learn The skills of map making!

...I don't like how people muck up stuff because they don't think like a team. I want to fix this. I was drawn to MG because of its ideals in absolute fair play and helping people. Tremulous needs more people with these ideals... Instead of "Griefers" who decon the reactor. More developers than demolisher's. If I join this guild I can help make that happen!

I have also been know as "Green eggs" and "Dr horrible"

Don't let not being in MG stop you from learning skills like mapping. We don't have any secret documentation.
}MG{ Lakitu and Benmachine's admin tools have pretty much solved the griefing issue. Decons can be reverted, jerks muted and banned.
Canada is great, see you around.

Hello, your app seems good, albeit a little on the short side.  Concise would be a suitable word.
Anyway, have one of my soon-to-be notorious illegally smuggled turrets, and welcome to the MGRs. 

Darn it! You're under arrest for illegally importing turrets!